What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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