What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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