Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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