billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i drank out of a bidet.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to