i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD