So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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