he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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