Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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