I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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