can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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