Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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