I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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