Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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