Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Randomize
