margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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