he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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