I heard we made out
Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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