sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
Randomize
