Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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