I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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