i just google imaged poop.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
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