This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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