DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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