and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Operation Purity has been aborted
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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