And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
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Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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