Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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