You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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