Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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