White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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