He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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