32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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