Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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