why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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