All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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