in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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