you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I can't turn off my feet"
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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