Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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