Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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