i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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