brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
