i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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