omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
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OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.