this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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