i can juggle bunnies
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.