I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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