Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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