Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Dear god my vagina.
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