let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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