I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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