why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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