On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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