maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Couch. On fire.
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