I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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