we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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