piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm so fucking centered right now
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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