I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.