I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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