She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.