Texts From Last Night

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  (850): View more from Florida

  ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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  (850): ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of http://tfl.nu/f0gq
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  (863): View more from Florida

  If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.

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  (863): If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat. http://tfl.nu/9rvo
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.

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  (630): last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone. http://tfl.nu/hjip
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.

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  (503): well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up. http://tfl.nu/zf7z
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him

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  (614): Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him http://tfl.nu/w6qf
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  (912): View more from Georgia

  Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina

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  (912): Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina http://tfl.nu/x70u
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  (516): View more from New York

  It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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  (516): It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night. http://tfl.nu/9z84
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

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  (770): My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester http://tfl.nu/20yd
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  (440): View more from Ohio

  She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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  (440): She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave. (216): Whoa, you know how to pick em. http://tfl.nu/b5eo
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  (716): View more from New York

  I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?

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  (716): I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest? http://tfl.nu/jsvy
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap

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  (508): Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap http://tfl.nu/gn8d
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  (219): View more from Indiana

  I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt

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  (219): I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt http://tfl.nu/sk35
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  (785): View more from Kansas

  All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.

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  (785): All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood. http://tfl.nu/5nl6
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  (619): View more from California

  I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

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  (619): I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him. http://tfl.nu/tvqh
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?

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  (781): how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex? http://tfl.nu/t4vl
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