You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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