I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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