you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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